This Day in History: 2023-08-02

Nr. 490

PUTTING THE WIND UP HIS LOVER

A model revealed the intimate secrets in 2009 about romancing a top Argentina player. She said their first kiss left her with a taste of onions and she needed a soft drink to rinse her mouth – and then he farted because he was nervous. Nonetheless, she said the liaison was «total love». She added: «He had broken wind. He became yet more nervous, but never begged my pardon. It didn’t matter though. He is a romantic, a deep thinker. Oh, what a night!»